judyxberman:

VICE WRITERS  Music Reviews Rating: X(((((((
Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.

Yes.

judyxberman:

VICE WRITERS
Music Reviews
Rating: X(((((((


Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.

Yes.

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    This is so on it. I’d like to add that I really like Vice despite the occasional misogynist/racist/etc writer because...
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    TUMBLR USERSIMAGINE BEING A TUMBLR-ERER, YOUR EARS PRICKING UP WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WOMEN
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    Whoever wrote this should write for vice.
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    word.
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    Thomas, go fuck yourself. Thanks Judy.
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